sebab apsal entah aku obses ngan cite2 tido bukak lampu nie..
so aku nak cite pasal kisah kat Uniten plak.. keh keh keh
13 Ghost Story Inside UNITEN!!! (sfx: lagu star wars)
sebenarnyer 13 tue aku bubuh je nombor tue,
aku pun lupe ade bape ghost story aku tau..
jadik kat aku, kawan aku, kawan kepade kawan aku,
kawan aku punye sedare punye kawan,
gulpren kawan aku punye osmet punye kawan punye boypren,
makcik dobi, makcik cleaner, residen apartment, lecturer,
dan juge mambang tanah..
STORY I : HANGMAN
HARI KE-SATU
(cite aku dengar nie, senior aku cite mase aku 1st sem,
olahan gaye aku, senior aku siyes cite kat aku)
Hamid (bukan name sebenar, name sebenar hamid aku tatau ape)
baru masuk bilik cendawan tingkat 10, bilik dekat ngan lif...
mase memule hamid masuk, die pun kemas la bilik die,
susun katil, laci kecik, barang2 yg di bawak dari kampung..
mase nak alihkan katil, tetibe die nampak ade kesan darah kat belakang katil..
dengan pikiran yg positive, hamid ingat tue darah kucing ke tikus ke,
so die pun ngan perasaan memaki hamun akak cleaner membersihkan kesan darah tue..
dan malam pun menjelma, lepas penat satu hari mengemas,
hamid pun terasa nak tidor.. ditutupnye lampu dan labuhlah punkoqnye ke atas katil..
sebab petukaran masa dan kawasan yg mengejut jadik hamid agak payah nak tdo..
make ade nye mate si hamid terkebil2 dalam keangananye..
dalam samar2 gelap, hamid pun tengok kat kipas..
ade sekujur tubuh, tergantung, terjuntai, terpusing..
layu mengikut arah kipas berputaq..
seorang mambang lelaki gantung dalam bilik hamid
hamid tenang, mempraktikkan ilmu yg dituntutnye dari bapanye
hamid masih ingat pesan bapanye,
"jangan tegur, tdo je"
hamid pun menarik gebor lalu tido dengan perasan memaki hamun makhluk terjuntai itu
HARI KE-DUA
dengan perasaan lemah dan longlai dan pilu dan sayu dan asyik asyik asyikkkk!!!
hamid melangkah masuk ke dalam kamar beradu,
kali nie ujian mambang lagi dasyatt, x sempat hamid nak landing
lepas tutup lampu je, mambang tue terus tergantung di atas kipas
bak kate pepatah barat - merry go round again tonight
hamid terkejut dengan scenery yg begitu mengerunkan kakinye hingga "mengeletar"
nak x nak, hamid terpakse melintas mambang hangman itu untuk ke
tilam cendawan keras nak mampus untuk mempraktikan ilmu bapanya..
sambil hamid lalu ditepi mambang hangman, matenye bagai terpanggil
melihat kalau-kalau mambang tue hensem ke idak,
pakai sluar ke kain pelikat, baju jenis quicksilver ke bilabong ke..
lalu menoleh mambang itu adenye hamid
matanyer terbukak!!! @.@ <--- ekspresi mate mambang terbukak
GEDEGANG!!! hamid beradu di atas lantai malam itu ye kawan2
TIGA BELAS HARI SELEPAS ITU(dah panjang aku cite nie)
disebabkan hamid dah x tahan dengan kejadian aneh nie,
hamid pun merujuk kepada aman (<--- senior aku nie, senior aku nie!!! bukan name sebenar, name sebenar die aku tatau, aku panggey die reno je dulu)
hamid: aku dah x tahan la duduk dalam bilik tue.
hamid: hari first nampak orang gantung (read: hang man)
hamid: hari second die bukak mate, pastu senyum, ngilai
hamid: sekarang nie dah mule berborak-borak
hamid: die borak-borak tue aku dah x tahan..
(hamid bergolek2 diatas lantai sambil menghentak kepale di bucu pintu rumah aman)
aman: die sembang ape ngan ko med?
hamid: aku xtau, sebab asal die mule nak sembang je, aku pengsan
aman: occay la, mcm nie, plan A: ko jangan bukak kipas, ko bukak je tingkap mase tdo, plan B: kalau x jalan, ko tdo je kat ruang tamu (cendawan ade katil tambahan mase tue), takpun kalau ko takut, ko tdo je ngan aku..
hamid: bagus cadangan ko tue aman, nanti aku praktikkan..
aman: aku kan tok guru.. mwahahahaha
(aman meletakkan tangan kiri diatas dada dan menegakkan tangan kanan menuju ke arah loteng sambil gelak selame 20 minit tanpa henti, mwahahaha X 20 minit)
BERSAMBUNG.....
acah je, aku cite balik, abiskan... (occay, tader sape gelak)
hamid, dengan muke berlagak macam baru lepas menang lumbe kuda 4X400 pulang kerumah, perasaan riak, takbur, bangga diri, lupe diri dan asyik asyik asyikkkk!!!
masuk ke dalam bilik, hamid tidak menghidupkan kipasnye, membuka tingkapnye,
dan baring ke atas katil.. angin sejuk malam pun besh gak tdo..
1:05pm .. schnieder x muncul (kite namekan mambang tue schnieder la yer)
1:10pm .... schnieder pun tiada kelibatnye nak mengantung diri
1:15pm ..... hamid ngantuk, maka kuyulah matenye hendak tdo
1:16:00pm ..... kreeek~~ kreekk~~ (sfx: kipas berpusing)
1:16:10pm ... kipas pusing makin laju, mate hamid terbelolok memandang kipas angkernya
1:16:20pm ... schnieder muncul kembali, dengan pusingan maut di bawah hayunan kipas selaju 15km/jam
hamid lompat dari katilnya, berlari keluar dari bilik puaka niang rapik
dirempuhnya badan schnieder hingga tepusing sonsang dari arah paksi counter-clockwise kipas,
kemudian dirempuhnya pintu biliknya hingga berlubang
kemudian menhentam dinding depan biliknya hingga retak..
(perenggan atas nie aku reka je sebab mcm lagi dramatik je
senior aku cakap die lari keluar bilik sambil menjerit2 je)
perasaan bengang, marah, kamjad ko hamid!!!! osmet hamid keluar dari bilik
melihat hamid yg mengigil2, osmet hamid x sampai ati nak royal rumblekan hamid
lalu di tanye mengapa.. hamid menceritakan segala-galanya..
perasaan simpati, kasihan, terkucil sedikit, cuak, osmet hamid pun mengambil keputusan,
"pada malam ini! tanggal XX haribulan X tahun XXXX,
kami empat orang lelaki yang kacak dan gagah perkasa,
tidur di ruang tamu bersama2" - salah seorang osmet hamid, "mengeletar"
maka tidor la kat ruang tamu mereka-mereka itu pada malam itu
pelepapppp!!! (sfx: suis lampu ditutup)
maka mereka pun tdo ngan perasaan gusar..
malang~~
malang~~
malang~~
schnieder muncul kembali,
terbeloloq mate empat2 lelaki macho gagah perkasa melihat keanggunan
pusingan keramat schnieder, pusingan same, counter clock wise,
tergantung atas kipas, mata terbukak, mengilai2, tapi...
kali ini di ruang tamu pula
(yesh, sume orang nampak mambang hangman tue)
ENDING DAYS (aku promise dah nak abis nie)
lepas kejadian tue, sume orang pindah dari rumah puaka niang rapik tersebut
namun malang bagi hamid, schnieder x pernah melepaskan hamid,
kemana hamid tdo, maka tdor la schnieder diatas kipas hamid..
diikutnye hamid kemane-mane (senior aku cakap, rumah kg pun schnieder ikut)
ape kesudahan cite hamid dan schnieder ??
senior aku x cite, sebab kalau hamid datang rumah die nak tumpang tido,
senior aku akan kunci pintu sambil menyorok kat bawah meja..
(lepas senior aku abis cite, ade orang ketuk pintu rumah die
aku ngan senior aku pun sorok bawah meja, sebab ingat hamid datang,
rupe-rupenye resident apartment datang buat sportcheck penduduk haram,
aku cakap schnieder duduk haram, resident tue x caye lak.. siot je)
AFTERMATH CITE HANGMAN
sebab tue la tingkat 10, 2 sem tutup, xde sape bole sewa apartment tue,
banyak kes aku dengar kat tingkat tue selain schnieder, nanti la aku cite..
pastu yg lebih meyakinkan aku yg cite aman nie betul,
sebab memang ade ustaz yg duduk kat tingkat tue, die sorang je..
tiap-tiap malam lepas isya' aku nampak die akan naik ke bilik die..
aku 3 hari gak la tdo bukak lampu dan tutup kipas, siall ko aman!!!!!!!
owh, nape ade part I kat title tue, sebab ade part II nanti
tu bee kon ti nuw......
notation
cendawan : name cute cendekiawan dulu dulu
katil luar: dulu satu apartment ade 5 katil, satu letak luar dekat tempat belajar..
gebor : selimut atau cadar
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
[Mari Tidur Bukak Lampu] - One Miss Call
tarikh : tidak di dalam ingatan
mase : senja, (6.30pm - 7.00pm)
lokasi : 3rd floor, site office OAS, P/jaya
lain-lain : 3 orang kat floor, tgh tolong siapkan assg cekin
aku balik lambat haritue, keje berlambak (SRS). mase tue maghrib pun
awal, so kat luar pun makin gelap. dah la aku ni rabun ayam,
maghriblah paling teruk kadar kenampakan aku. Mr dude pun chow, and
pahmi ajak aku main konter (read: Counter Strike). sebab aku nak
jumpe kawan aku, aku pun cakap xnak.
"ti ti ti tii tii.. tidi titi tidi.. we're getting almost ever.." (sfx: ringtone)
sape lah plak call aku nie, kuar name adik.
aku pun angkat la tanpe banyak bicare..
eb: "yo adik, ape cer ?" ^3^
adik: "tader, cekin kate nak jumpe ko arinie, die dah call? "
eb: "tader call pun, cube ko tanye die" ^-^
adik: "occay nanti aku call die"
pelapap (sfx: letak phone)
selang 5 minit :
BANGGG!!! BANGGGGGGG!!! TARATTTAAA!!! TAT!! TAT!! TARATTATATATA!!
CHECKIIIT!! BAAAMMM!!! BAAMMM!! COUNTER TERRORIST WIN!! (sfx: game konter)
selang 10 minit :
BAANNGG!! BANGGG!! OITT, COUNTER TERRORIST NIE TERRER LA, TOLONG
AKU!!! SI******LLL!!! COUNTER TERRORIST WIN AGAIN!!! (sfx: pahmi kalah)
5 minit kemudian :
BAMM!!! BAMMM!! CHECKITTT!!! CHECKKITTT!! TERRORIST WIN!!! BENDE
MUDAH NI PUN KO XLEH NAK MENANG KE (sfx: aku terjebak main konter)
(ulang sfx: ring tone)
kuar name adik lagi sekali. kaco jela adik nie..
????: hello, busy ke? (sore wanita)
eb: tader la tgh wat keje skit, nape?? >3> <-- sambil main konter
????: nanti kite jumpe ek, nanti saye datang sane
eb: occay, datan... pelapap (sfx: telepon off sebelum aku sempat abis cakap) OoO" <-- ekpressi terkejut
(ulang sfx main konter balik) X 3
(ulang sfx telepon aku bunyik)
name adik the return kuar lagi. kaco the return lagi
adik: weyh eb, cekin kate die ade hal arr, x dapat jumpe
eb: err, tadi die cakap nak datang sini -_-"
adik: die call ko ke, hs die tader kredit..
eb: yer la die call aku pakai henset ko, deeee -_-"
adik: eyhh, aku kat opis aku, mane die nak call pakai hs aku..
eb: die pakai hs ko la, ade dalam call log aku nie, jap aku check O.O
adik: baikk ko che.. pelepaapp
(sfx: aku letak phone plak, padan muke adik)
aku check log aku balik, memang ade 3 nombor adik..
tuut tuut tuut tuut (sfx: aku call adik)
eb: WEYYY!!! no ko la call aku tadii..
adik: aku kat opis, cekin kat rumah die, mcm mane die nak call pakai phone aku..
eb: ko jangan nak BANG BANG BOOM aku lak, enggak lucu tue :|
adik: taperla, ade orang lain yg nak cekin siapkan keje tue, tue yg die call ko.. nanti...
pelepap (sfx: aku letak phone lagi)
mistery nusantara:
1. sape yg call aku?
2. sape yg nak jumpe aku?
3. aku cakap ngan sape?
4. sape bole jawap soalan aku ?
5. adekah patut aku tampar adek dengan kelajuan cahaya sebab cakap pasal "orang lain" dikala senja menyinsing ?
"unkel xdapat nak tolong deq "
notation:
sfx = sound effect
adik = name die adik, die bukan adik aku, mcm abang kesepian la lebey kurang, ade abang tapi die bukan abang sume orang. tapi ahmad halim tue abang ahmad bakhtiar
gambar unkel = icon misteri rakyat tempatan
konter strike = kitorang main 15 minit je, pastu sambung wat keje, betul, x tipu
CHECKITT!! CHECKITT = bunyik reload
mase : senja, (6.30pm - 7.00pm)
lokasi : 3rd floor, site office OAS, P/jaya
lain-lain : 3 orang kat floor, tgh tolong siapkan assg cekin
aku balik lambat haritue, keje berlambak (SRS). mase tue maghrib pun
awal, so kat luar pun makin gelap. dah la aku ni rabun ayam,
maghriblah paling teruk kadar kenampakan aku. Mr dude pun chow, and
pahmi ajak aku main konter (read: Counter Strike). sebab aku nak
jumpe kawan aku, aku pun cakap xnak.
"ti ti ti tii tii.. tidi titi tidi.. we're getting almost ever.." (sfx: ringtone)
sape lah plak call aku nie, kuar name adik.
aku pun angkat la tanpe banyak bicare..
eb: "yo adik, ape cer ?" ^3^
adik: "tader, cekin kate nak jumpe ko arinie, die dah call? "
eb: "tader call pun, cube ko tanye die" ^-^
adik: "occay nanti aku call die"
pelapap (sfx: letak phone)
selang 5 minit :
BANGGG!!! BANGGGGGGG!!! TARATTTAAA!!! TAT!! TAT!! TARATTATATATA!!
CHECKIIIT!! BAAAMMM!!! BAAMMM!! COUNTER TERRORIST WIN!! (sfx: game konter)
selang 10 minit :
BAANNGG!! BANGGG!! OITT, COUNTER TERRORIST NIE TERRER LA, TOLONG
AKU!!! SI******LLL!!! COUNTER TERRORIST WIN AGAIN!!! (sfx: pahmi kalah)
5 minit kemudian :
BAMM!!! BAMMM!! CHECKITTT!!! CHECKKITTT!! TERRORIST WIN!!! BENDE
MUDAH NI PUN KO XLEH NAK MENANG KE (sfx: aku terjebak main konter)
(ulang sfx: ring tone)
kuar name adik lagi sekali. kaco jela adik nie..
????: hello, busy ke? (sore wanita)
eb: tader la tgh wat keje skit, nape?? >3> <-- sambil main konter
????: nanti kite jumpe ek, nanti saye datang sane
eb: occay, datan... pelapap (sfx: telepon off sebelum aku sempat abis cakap) OoO" <-- ekpressi terkejut
(ulang sfx main konter balik) X 3
(ulang sfx telepon aku bunyik)
name adik the return kuar lagi. kaco the return lagi
adik: weyh eb, cekin kate die ade hal arr, x dapat jumpe
eb: err, tadi die cakap nak datang sini -_-"
adik: die call ko ke, hs die tader kredit..
eb: yer la die call aku pakai henset ko, deeee -_-"
adik: eyhh, aku kat opis aku, mane die nak call pakai hs aku..
eb: die pakai hs ko la, ade dalam call log aku nie, jap aku check O.O
adik: baikk ko che.. pelepaapp
(sfx: aku letak phone plak, padan muke adik)
aku check log aku balik, memang ade 3 nombor adik..
tuut tuut tuut tuut (sfx: aku call adik)
eb: WEYYY!!! no ko la call aku tadii..
adik: aku kat opis, cekin kat rumah die, mcm mane die nak call pakai phone aku..
eb: ko jangan nak BANG BANG BOOM aku lak, enggak lucu tue :|
adik: taperla, ade orang lain yg nak cekin siapkan keje tue, tue yg die call ko.. nanti...
pelepap (sfx: aku letak phone lagi)
mistery nusantara:
1. sape yg call aku?
2. sape yg nak jumpe aku?
3. aku cakap ngan sape?
4. sape bole jawap soalan aku ?
5. adekah patut aku tampar adek dengan kelajuan cahaya sebab cakap pasal "orang lain" dikala senja menyinsing ?
"unkel xdapat nak tolong deq "notation:
sfx = sound effect
adik = name die adik, die bukan adik aku, mcm abang kesepian la lebey kurang, ade abang tapi die bukan abang sume orang. tapi ahmad halim tue abang ahmad bakhtiar
gambar unkel = icon misteri rakyat tempatan
konter strike = kitorang main 15 minit je, pastu sambung wat keje, betul, x tipu
CHECKITT!! CHECKITT = bunyik reload
Friday, May 8, 2009
[numb3rs] Coincidence ??
Is this a coincidence or not, see the last 2 post, and the time
see the time posting i made bout number earlier
12:20 pm and 11:10 am~ lol~ and i'am writing this at 12:31 pm..
1 2 3 and 1 ~~~
number @.@~~~
see the time posting i made bout number earlier
12:20 pm and 11:10 am~ lol~ and i'am writing this at 12:31 pm..
1 2 3 and 1 ~~~
number @.@~~~
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
[numb3rs] 22
damn, i wish i just get over with the damn number, guess whut ?? the statement about the guardian angel will play with number after u realize the fact that they has been playing with 11:11. they will make you to pay attention too number like 1:23, 3:21, 12:34, 2:22, 1.33 or something like that.
as for today, i wake up at 7.11 am, and on the way to office (read: balik dari antar minyak kat sai), it is 9:22, balik dari makan 10:22, and before lunch i notice 12:22... damn those number !!! it is number that haunting me now. .
i hope this is just my mind toying with the highly emotion on the numbers.. i decide to change the tag to numbers, not epistles anymore
as for today, i wake up at 7.11 am, and on the way to office (read: balik dari antar minyak kat sai), it is 9:22, balik dari makan 10:22, and before lunch i notice 12:22... damn those number !!! it is number that haunting me now. .
i hope this is just my mind toying with the highly emotion on the numbers.. i decide to change the tag to numbers, not epistles anymore
[numb3rs] 1111
kadang-kadang bile aku balik rumah memalam, or aku tgk jam kat kete, or kat pc or kat mane2, aku selalu terperasan angka 11:11pm or meter kete aku tunjuk 1111, so memule aku ingat bende nie coincidence. tapi lepas aku belek2, kenyataannye amat mengejut kan
ape bende nie ? aku pun x paham, tapi lepas aku carik2 kat internet and bace2 certain artikel, aku terjumpe yg berbillion2 orang dalam dunia nie mengalami keadaan yg same.
adakah bende nie kebetulan or semacam sign or ape yg dibincangkan nie mejangkaui batas, yg pastinye spell 11:11 nie dah x berkesan kat aku dah, sebab aku rase lepas nie, aku akan alert kepada jam bile pukul 11, and kalau aku nampak lagi nombor nie, maybe aku sendiri yg tunggu bukan kebetulan lagi (anyway, kebetulan atau tidak, aku tgk jam pukul 3:21pm warghhh~ wargghh~)
so aku buat sikit research tentang nombor ini, dan ape yg aku dapat simpulkan adalah bende ini mungkin kebetulan atau ada sesuatu yg sedang ingin bercakap kepada kite ape akan berlaku pada 11/11 (maybe 2011)
beberape ayat dari al-quran mengenai 11:11 or 11
"Dengan nama Allah, Yang Maha Pemurah, lagi Maha Mengasihani." - Al-Faatihah(1) : ayat 1
"Kecuali orang-orang yang sabar dan mengerjakan amal soleh maka mereka itu akan beroleh keampunan dan pahala yang besar. " Hud(11) : ayat 11
"Binasalah kedua-dua tangan Abu lahab, dan binasalah ia bersama!" - Al-Masad (111) : ayat 1
surah-surah yg mempunyai 11 ayat dan ayat terakhir surah2 tersebut (read: ayat 11):
Al-Jumu'ah - "Dan apabila mereka mengetahui kedatangan barang-barang dagangan (yang baharu tiba) atau (mendengar) sesuatu hiburan, mereka bersurai (lalu pergi) kepadanya dengan meninggalkan engkau berdiri (di atas mimbar - berkhutbah). Katakanlah (wahai Muhammad:" Pahala - balasan) yang ada di sisi Allah, lebih baik dari hiburan dan barang-barang dagangan itu; dan Allah sebaik-baik pemberi rezeki. " Al-Jumu'ah (62) : ayat 11
Al-Munaafiquun - "Dan (ingatlah), Allah tidak sekali-kali akan melambatkan kematian seseorang (atau sesuatu yang bernyawa) apabila sampai ajalnya; dan Allah Amat Mendalam PengetahuanNya mengenai segala yang kamu kerjakan. " Al-Munaafiquun(63) " : ayat 11
Adh-Dhuha - "Adapun nikmat Tuhanmu, maka hendaklah engkau sebut-sebutkan (dan zahirkan) sebagai bersyukur kepadaNya. " Adh-Dhuha (93) : ayat 11
Al-'Aadiyaat - "Sesungguhnya Tuhan mereka Maha Mengetahui dengan mendalam tentang (balasan yang diberikanNya kepada) mereka - pada hari itu. " Al-'Aadiyaat (100) : ayat 11
Al-Qaari'ah - "(Haawiyah itu ialah): api yang panas membakar. " Al-Qaari'ah (101) : ayat 11
source :
1. click here - terjemahan al-quran - malay
2. did u see 11:11 - guardian clock ??
Q: ape pendapat islam mengenai perkara ini ? ade sesape bole jawap ?
ape bende nie ? aku pun x paham, tapi lepas aku carik2 kat internet and bace2 certain artikel, aku terjumpe yg berbillion2 orang dalam dunia nie mengalami keadaan yg same.
adakah bende nie kebetulan or semacam sign or ape yg dibincangkan nie mejangkaui batas, yg pastinye spell 11:11 nie dah x berkesan kat aku dah, sebab aku rase lepas nie, aku akan alert kepada jam bile pukul 11, and kalau aku nampak lagi nombor nie, maybe aku sendiri yg tunggu bukan kebetulan lagi (anyway, kebetulan atau tidak, aku tgk jam pukul 3:21pm warghhh~ wargghh~)
so aku buat sikit research tentang nombor ini, dan ape yg aku dapat simpulkan adalah bende ini mungkin kebetulan atau ada sesuatu yg sedang ingin bercakap kepada kite ape akan berlaku pada 11/11 (maybe 2011)
beberape ayat dari al-quran mengenai 11:11 or 11
"Dengan nama Allah, Yang Maha Pemurah, lagi Maha Mengasihani." - Al-Faatihah(1) : ayat 1
"Kecuali orang-orang yang sabar dan mengerjakan amal soleh maka mereka itu akan beroleh keampunan dan pahala yang besar. " Hud(11) : ayat 11
"Binasalah kedua-dua tangan Abu lahab, dan binasalah ia bersama!" - Al-Masad (111) : ayat 1
surah-surah yg mempunyai 11 ayat dan ayat terakhir surah2 tersebut (read: ayat 11):
Al-Jumu'ah - "Dan apabila mereka mengetahui kedatangan barang-barang dagangan (yang baharu tiba) atau (mendengar) sesuatu hiburan, mereka bersurai (lalu pergi) kepadanya dengan meninggalkan engkau berdiri (di atas mimbar - berkhutbah). Katakanlah (wahai Muhammad:" Pahala - balasan) yang ada di sisi Allah, lebih baik dari hiburan dan barang-barang dagangan itu; dan Allah sebaik-baik pemberi rezeki. " Al-Jumu'ah (62) : ayat 11
Al-Munaafiquun - "Dan (ingatlah), Allah tidak sekali-kali akan melambatkan kematian seseorang (atau sesuatu yang bernyawa) apabila sampai ajalnya; dan Allah Amat Mendalam PengetahuanNya mengenai segala yang kamu kerjakan. " Al-Munaafiquun(63) " : ayat 11
Adh-Dhuha - "Adapun nikmat Tuhanmu, maka hendaklah engkau sebut-sebutkan (dan zahirkan) sebagai bersyukur kepadaNya. " Adh-Dhuha (93) : ayat 11
Al-'Aadiyaat - "Sesungguhnya Tuhan mereka Maha Mengetahui dengan mendalam tentang (balasan yang diberikanNya kepada) mereka - pada hari itu. " Al-'Aadiyaat (100) : ayat 11
Al-Qaari'ah - "(Haawiyah itu ialah): api yang panas membakar. " Al-Qaari'ah (101) : ayat 11
source :
1. click here - terjemahan al-quran - malay
2. did u see 11:11 - guardian clock ??
Q: ape pendapat islam mengenai perkara ini ? ade sesape bole jawap ?
Monday, April 20, 2009
[Love Letter] The Unforgiven
Shall I write you bundles lines of romance?
None will describe the whole tons of my feeling..
Shall I whisper you my happyness by being near you?
No words will be as equals as spoken within my heart
Shall my action be gentler in front of you?
None will surpass what I am doing behind you
If my words hurts you,
I hope u know that my throats bleed while I speak
If my action cold towards you,
I hope u realize that I feel like my heart currently are ripped out from my chest
If I ever see you cry because of me,
I hope u can see my bones crush inside of my body
Sometimes when I look at you,
I feel like thousands of arrow piercing my body
I feel weak, feel destroyed, and feel eternality pain…
Not because I hate you, because I hate myself
For what I did, for what I will do…
I know I wronged with so many wronged,
I deserve to be punished by all kind of punishment
I love you so much
I love you until every single word you say hurt me
I love you until I perish by every little thing u do
I love you until I wish I could …. love you more
If loving you mean decaying my days
Then let me at least love you until the end of it
If loving you mean destroying my body
Then let me at least love you just from my heart
If loving you is forever
Then let me at least be forever yours
What ever is takes, I like to tell you this
It hurt to be hated…
And what hurt me the most is..
To be hated by you
~_~
- the sinner, eb
None will describe the whole tons of my feeling..
Shall I whisper you my happyness by being near you?
No words will be as equals as spoken within my heart
Shall my action be gentler in front of you?
None will surpass what I am doing behind you
If my words hurts you,
I hope u know that my throats bleed while I speak
If my action cold towards you,
I hope u realize that I feel like my heart currently are ripped out from my chest
If I ever see you cry because of me,
I hope u can see my bones crush inside of my body
Sometimes when I look at you,
I feel like thousands of arrow piercing my body
I feel weak, feel destroyed, and feel eternality pain…
Not because I hate you, because I hate myself
For what I did, for what I will do…
I know I wronged with so many wronged,
I deserve to be punished by all kind of punishment
I love you so much
I love you until every single word you say hurt me
I love you until I perish by every little thing u do
I love you until I wish I could …. love you more
If loving you mean decaying my days
Then let me at least love you until the end of it
If loving you mean destroying my body
Then let me at least love you just from my heart
If loving you is forever
Then let me at least be forever yours
What ever is takes, I like to tell you this
It hurt to be hated…
And what hurt me the most is..
To be hated by you
~_~
- the sinner, eb
Friday, April 10, 2009
[life hack] Art of Courtship - Introduction (for men)
Few years ago when i found this word "courtship", i wonders whats it mean, and why it is use
on "man courting woman". Is it becuase the woman done something illegal and the man have to
bring her to court for the misdone? as i came accross it usage in guild 2 (Damn Jowood!! why
dont u realease something that actually you can play without bug) a couple month ago. currently i am
move to write about courtship on what i learn and experience.
courting women means to win a woman affection towards oneself (read: man) and usually leads
to marriage. (see further explanation)
bare in mind, today world is not like some middle age year where white-horse-prince-with-a-shining-armor year, its a year where mind, wealth wins. so prepare the preemptive attack well.
1. have a light conversation, do not rush thing. saying something nice, sweet, memorable, unthinkable. for me, simple word will do the trick, dont push your luck to high with romance strike like "i think ur father is a theft because he steal stars and put it in your eyes" or "heaven must be in chaos today because one of its angel were here in front of me".. DULLL DULL DULL AND DULL. do not attempt this or your just shorten both you and my life span.. just quick and simple will do "hello, let have a chat" or "hye" (and run a way)..
2. if she bought the 1st step, you have done the right solution, lead the conversation more to her side, not urs.. always bare in mind, it is her you are interested with, not you her interested with. if you both have a click with each other, then take this 2nd step as a booster for this quest. ask question more about her, "what her favorites dish?" or "what your panties color today?".. do not attempt something selfish like this "i have two brother and one sister, and my first brother really like to collect stamps while my second and my third (for 7 hour straight).." (try to run for Cuban prime minister and you might have a chance).
if she ask anything bout you, just answer what need to be answer, example :
Question :
Gurl : what your favourite dish ??
List of Possible answer :
Man : i like to eat meat, half cooked (2 marks) - this is simple
Man : i like to eat meat, grill, with extra ketchup and some seasoning, while the wood use must be really dry that u can get at lumber mill rite next to the fire-station on the first traffic light you see right now and turn right.. actually the one of the firefighter is my friend, we use to play together when we are child who have a really hot sis ... (straight for 7 hour)..... (-1000 marK) - you can throw your hand phone right away, becuase she are not calling you anymore..
Man : meat ( 0 mark ) - to simple and you can be friend with the man above
Man : meat, half cooked, and how bout you ? (4 mark) - asking back is something she sometimes hope because she might have a thing to talk to you about when she as that question.
Man : you know that diablo 3 will be realease soon ? (-100 marks) be wary on the question, you are just not concerntrating..
Man : you first and i will tell you later ... (-10 marks) - dun play hard to get on simple question
Man : astonishing beautiful, i like ur lips when you are talking - again, dun push you luck too far (marks depends on how easy the gurl is)
Man : i really like to eat you... mwahahahahaha (-547 marks) - if you see any wall beside you, start to smash your head like crazy and stop until she stop u because u need to start over again for step 1, with different gurl
3. Keep repeating process two and if the time is right.. do quest no 2..
to be continue....
on "man courting woman". Is it becuase the woman done something illegal and the man have to
bring her to court for the misdone? as i came accross it usage in guild 2 (Damn Jowood!! why
dont u realease something that actually you can play without bug) a couple month ago. currently i am
move to write about courtship on what i learn and experience.
courting women means to win a woman affection towards oneself (read: man) and usually leads
to marriage. (see further explanation)
QUEST 1 : STARTING A COURTSHIP
REQUIREMENT :
Requirement one is compulsory, do not attempt this with your friends or family..
you will make yourself look like cheap bastard flirt-rascalling with random gurls..
REQUIREMENT :
- YOUR SELF
- SOME NICE CLOTH
- THE TARGET (GURL ONLY)
Requirement one is compulsory, do not attempt this with your friends or family..
you will make yourself look like cheap bastard flirt-rascalling with random gurls..
bare in mind, today world is not like some middle age year where white-horse-prince-with-a-shining-armor year, its a year where mind, wealth wins. so prepare the preemptive attack well.
1. have a light conversation, do not rush thing. saying something nice, sweet, memorable, unthinkable. for me, simple word will do the trick, dont push your luck to high with romance strike like "i think ur father is a theft because he steal stars and put it in your eyes" or "heaven must be in chaos today because one of its angel were here in front of me".. DULLL DULL DULL AND DULL. do not attempt this or your just shorten both you and my life span.. just quick and simple will do "hello, let have a chat" or "hye" (and run a way)..
2. if she bought the 1st step, you have done the right solution, lead the conversation more to her side, not urs.. always bare in mind, it is her you are interested with, not you her interested with. if you both have a click with each other, then take this 2nd step as a booster for this quest. ask question more about her, "what her favorites dish?" or "what your panties color today?".. do not attempt something selfish like this "i have two brother and one sister, and my first brother really like to collect stamps while my second and my third (for 7 hour straight).." (try to run for Cuban prime minister and you might have a chance).
if she ask anything bout you, just answer what need to be answer, example :
Question :
Gurl : what your favourite dish ??
List of Possible answer :
Man : i like to eat meat, half cooked (2 marks) - this is simple
Man : i like to eat meat, grill, with extra ketchup and some seasoning, while the wood use must be really dry that u can get at lumber mill rite next to the fire-station on the first traffic light you see right now and turn right.. actually the one of the firefighter is my friend, we use to play together when we are child who have a really hot sis ... (straight for 7 hour)..... (-1000 marK) - you can throw your hand phone right away, becuase she are not calling you anymore..
Man : meat ( 0 mark ) - to simple and you can be friend with the man above
Man : meat, half cooked, and how bout you ? (4 mark) - asking back is something she sometimes hope because she might have a thing to talk to you about when she as that question.
Man : you know that diablo 3 will be realease soon ? (-100 marks) be wary on the question, you are just not concerntrating..
Man : you first and i will tell you later ... (-10 marks) - dun play hard to get on simple question
Man : astonishing beautiful, i like ur lips when you are talking - again, dun push you luck too far (marks depends on how easy the gurl is)
Man : i really like to eat you... mwahahahahaha (-547 marks) - if you see any wall beside you, start to smash your head like crazy and stop until she stop u because u need to start over again for step 1, with different gurl
3. Keep repeating process two and if the time is right.. do quest no 2..
the question is, are u ready to throw everything you have to achieve what you wants?
if your heart is empty, that what on your mind is useless...
if your mind is useless, what you done is meaningless..
if what you done is meaningless, whats the point of living..
if you dont have a point in living, dont u expect someone else want to give all their life to you ,
the beauty of love is not how romantic the play is,
but how meaningful the play is to you,
to have a meaningful play, have a useful mind,
to have a useful mind, have a good clean heart..
fill it with something like love, care, courage and bravery..
do not be scare, because every one is scare in this world,
but it takes two scared people to do one brave thing..
that brave thing is call "Fall in Love" - ^^ eb-epistles
to be continue....
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